please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever
"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like
it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919
Anonymous asked:
tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you
foreverial answered:
thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:
i look and see a shock above,
but really there’s,
no danger.
i pee and watch the bugs make love,
and think of him:
a stranger.
some twin peaks shit happening on my poem
the ten commandments
woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered
who is leon dbd
ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he… wh…. why does he sound like that
The comments on the YT video are also hilarious
More comments that made me laugh:
It’s also worth noting that Leon’s VA for dbd Riley McShane knew exactly what he was doing.
Safety first!
Buckle that shuckle
I feel like this is more for everyone else's safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball
